Wednesday, May 02, 2007

a guy steps into the bar, sees a pretty bartender.

he walks past her once, saying: ONE PENGUIN.

5 minutes later, he walks past her another time, saying:
TWO PENGUINS.

the third time he walked past, before he could say THREE PENGUINS, the pretty bartender could stand it no more. so she asked:
"what's up with the penguins?"





guy: "i was wondering how many penguins it would take for us to break the ice."

please swoon.

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